Saturday, August 12, 2006
Invasion of the Brown Committee Chairpeople!
Just when you think their hatred and bigotry cannot get any more blatant...
Martin Peretz of the rightwing New Republic stated on Hugh Hewitt's show that it would be "scary" if the Democrats take either branch of Congress in November because he's "appalled by some of the people who would become head of Congressional Committees."
After Peretz' hit piece on Lamont, complaining about Sharpton and Jackson being integrated (no pun intended) into Lamont's campaign, and realizing the "appalling" people in line to become Democratic committee members include several African Americans - including my beloved John Conyers - I have to pick my jaw back up off the floor.
The GOP: setting back all values to the 1800's.
Here's part of Jesus' General's open letter to Peretz on how best to convey his "concerns" to the American public. I love JG, and here's why:
How about making a movie about it? Michael Moore and Al Gore used film very effectively to promote their seditious ideas to the public. We could do the same. Of course, we don't have enough time to do it from scratch, so we'll have to use stock footage and edit it quickly.
Wait. We won't have to do anything. DW Griffith's Birth of a Nation would be almost perfect as is. All we'd need to do is add a Toby Keith soundtrack. And the scene where all the brown reconstruction-era legislators are eating fried chicken, drinking whiskey, and leering at white women in the House Gallery would make a great trailer and poster--people wouldn't even need to see the film to get our message.
All we'll need is a little promotional money. A couple of million should be enough. Could you ask your wife for it?
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Martin Peretz of the rightwing New Republic stated on Hugh Hewitt's show that it would be "scary" if the Democrats take either branch of Congress in November because he's "appalled by some of the people who would become head of Congressional Committees."
After Peretz' hit piece on Lamont, complaining about Sharpton and Jackson being integrated (no pun intended) into Lamont's campaign, and realizing the "appalling" people in line to become Democratic committee members include several African Americans - including my beloved John Conyers - I have to pick my jaw back up off the floor.
The GOP: setting back all values to the 1800's.
Here's part of Jesus' General's open letter to Peretz on how best to convey his "concerns" to the American public. I love JG, and here's why:
How about making a movie about it? Michael Moore and Al Gore used film very effectively to promote their seditious ideas to the public. We could do the same. Of course, we don't have enough time to do it from scratch, so we'll have to use stock footage and edit it quickly.
Wait. We won't have to do anything. DW Griffith's Birth of a Nation would be almost perfect as is. All we'd need to do is add a Toby Keith soundtrack. And the scene where all the brown reconstruction-era legislators are eating fried chicken, drinking whiskey, and leering at white women in the House Gallery would make a great trailer and poster--people wouldn't even need to see the film to get our message.
All we'll need is a little promotional money. A couple of million should be enough. Could you ask your wife for it?
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
